Jewish Pirates of the Caribbean
Best part? It’s a work of non-fiction.
La Mer - Julio Iglesias
Check out Google’s tribute to Mark Twain. Awesome.
Incidentally, I hold Mark Twain personally responsible for my untimely elimination in Mrs. Smith’s 4th Grade Spelling Bee. I’d been engrossed in Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn at the time, and was thrilled when the word I was asked to spell was, “Reckon”.
Aha! A trick question that would surely have eliminated my less precocious classmates.
And so I proceeded to gaze across the room and triumphantly spell out: “R… E.. C… K… Apostrophe… N”
Needless to say, this was not the answer the teachers had in front of them. And despite my best efforts to contest their decision (I was convinced that since it had appeared that way in a printed book, it should be a valid response), I was forced to bow out.
I am still bitter about this.
LoladdinMy first attempt at a disney face swap :)
rachrambles submitted.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
New episode of TC Cribs, featuring YouTube’s office. The slide left a mark, but it’s amazing. Watch til the end…
NYC’s long-anticipated lightsaber fight in Washington Square Park proved to be quite strange. There was almost a cult-like atmosphere, and some of the people were way too into it.
But I got this photo, so it was totally worth it. And I now own a $5 plastic lightsaber that changes colors.
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I made this badass Arrested Development dance mix several years ago for a Never Nude party my friends and I threw (everyone was wearing cutoffs, it was amazing).
I’m posting this now in honor of the upcoming Arrested Development reunion at the New Yorker Festival. Also, I need tickets, because The New Yorker Festival has a piece of shit ticketing system that screwed up my order despite the fact that I submitted it literally 15 seconds after tickets went live. Who wants a date with a Media Power Ranger Bachelor?
