Daddy Horny Michael

Here’s a blast from the past, recently rediscovered in the aftermath of a Memorial Day BBQ.

Years ago — I’m thinking ’06, maybe ’07 — one of my good friends decided to hold a party themed around the amazing TV show Arrested Development. There were a lot of cut-offs involved.

I felt obligated to do something to help liven up the festivities, so I threw this ‘song’ together in GarageBand. It’s a combination of some stock loops, snippets of AD dialog, and my brilliance. Unfortunately it can be a bit difficult to hear some of the voices in this mix, but I can’t find the original files so this will have to do.

To be clear, I know this is terrible. It’s 43 seconds you’ll never get back, and the words ‘Daddy Horny Michael’ may start haunting your dreams. Enjoy.

Sidenote: If you haven’t seen AD, you’re missing out. If you’ve seen one episode and didn’t like it, go buy the DVDs and watch from the start. If you have seen multiple episodes and didn’t like it, you’re probably an idiot.